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Well Becky’s Dad woke up one Monday morn, Put his apron on and started fillin' forms. Greg walked in and said, "What's all this mess?" Becky’s Dad just smiled and said, "Business success!" Greg said, "What kind of business have you got?" Becky’s Dad said, "Transportation's hot!" Greg felt dread run clear through his soul, 'Cause Becky’s Dad and paperwork never meant control. (Chorus) 🎵 It's Greg's School Bus Adventures, rolling through the town, Greg don't own the company, but his name's painted down. Becky’s Dad's the driver in his pearls and housewife gear, While Greg gets all the blame and spends his days in fear! Greg's School Bus Adventures, that's what the sign said, Meanwhile poor Greg wishes he was somewhere else instead. Becky’s Dad says, "I'm innocent, I'm just a housewife, dear!" And somehow everybody believes it every year! 🎵 (Verse 2) The brochures hit the neighborhood, crooked and absurd, Featuring Greg's picture and a casserole for a third. A parent called and asked him, "When's the morning route?" Greg yelled, "I DON'T HAVE A BUS!" then nearly passed out. Then a giant yellow school bus rolled into the lane, With Greg's name on the side in uneven spray paint. Kids climbed aboard and one of them said, "Are you Greg?" "No." "Then why's it say Greg?" Nobody knew. (Chorus) 🎵 It's Greg's School Bus Adventures, nobody knows why, The business makes eleven bucks but somehow doesn't die. Becky’s Dad keeps smiling while Greg's reputation burns, And every time Greg explains, nobody ever learns! Greg's School Bus Adventures, cruising through the day, Becky’s Dad is driving while Greg has to pay. The whole town thinks Greg owns a transportation fleet, While Becky’s Dad eats snacks and kicks up his feet! 🎵 (Bridge) Then Greg's boss called him into work. "Greg..." "What now?" "We've received complaints." "What complaints?" "About your bus company." "I DON'T HAVE A BUS COMPANY!" The boss held up a brochure. There was Greg's face. Again. (Verse 3) A town official came to ask who's really in command, Greg pointed at Becky’s Dad and waved a frantic hand. But Becky’s Dad gasped softly and said with great surprise, "Sir, I'm merely a housewife." And somehow they bought the disguise. Deborah finally snapped and shouted to the sky, "YOU CAN'T START A BUSINESS UNDER SOMEBODY ELSE'S NAME!" Becky’s Dad nodded thoughtfully. "That's a strong opinion." Deborah nearly exploded into flame. (Final Chorus) 🎵 It's Greg's School Bus Adventures, the worst business in the state, The schedules make no sense and the pickups all run late. Becky’s Dad's still driving in his apron and pearls, Acting like he's helping all the boys and girls! Greg's School Bus Adventures, though Greg never agreed, Now he's buried under paperwork he didn't even need. Becky’s Dad says, "Don't worry dear, our empire will survive!" Greg says, "THERE IS NO EMPIRE!" 🎵 But the bus somehow keeps rolling down the drive! 🎵 (Outro – spoken over banjo and steel guitar) Becky’s Dad: "Morning