Wallie

**Title: Nine Lives and No Clue** **Verse 1** Wallie’s got a kingdom in a studio flat Cardboard throne and an army of cats Scrolls all day, calls it “grindin’ online” But the only thing he’s lifting is delivery time He talks big game, “I’m a sigma, bro” But his couch got a crater where he always goes Got cat hair swag on a stained white tee Even his cats look bored when he streams TV **Pre-Chorus** He says he’s “built different,” yeah, that’s true ‘Cause no one else wants to be that dude Nine lives chillin’ on a litter-box throne Even the furballs roll their eyes at his phone **Chorus** Wallie and his cats, just vibin’ in the mess Three-day hoodie, two-week stress Keyboard warrior, talkin’ so tough But the cats do laps while he’s runnin’ from stuff King of the crumbs, emperor of snacks Nine lives laughin’ while they walk on his back Wallie and his cats, man, look at this crew Only thing they’re chasing is a DoorDash dude **Verse 2** Wallie got plans “when the time feels right” But the time feels wrong every single night Says he’s on grind mode, “big goals, no cap” But the only thing he’s hittin’ is midday naps Cat tree higher than his list of wins Got more excuses than his trash got bins Says his “inner circle” is way too small Nah, bro, it’s just fur and a hairball **Pre-Chorus** He’s like, “Haters gonna hate, I don’t care at all” But he still reads comments ‘til his eyeballs fall Nine tails twitch when he starts to boast Even his cats know he’s doin’ the most **Chorus** Wallie and his cats, just vibin’ in the mess Three-day hoodie, two-week stress Keyboard warrior, talkin’ so tough But the cats do laps while he’s runnin’ from stuff King of the crumbs, emperor of snacks Nine lives laughin’ while they walk on his back Wallie and his cats, man, look at this crew Only thing they’re chasing is a DoorDash dude **Bridge** Hey Wallie, you ever touch grass? Outside world, man, it’s wild, it slaps Your cats got zoomies, you got none They’re doin’ parkour while you dodge the sun You flex your “grind,” but you’re stuck in pause They’re the only ones carryin’ the claws If you vanished now, truth be told They’d miss the cans, not the guy in the mold **Breakdown** Nine lives, no lies, tails in the air They rule the place, you just rent the chair You brag, they yawn, that’s the scoreboard set You’re the background noise to the world’s best pets **Chorus** Wallie and his cats, just vibin’ in the mess Three-day hoodie, two-week stress Keyboard warrior, talkin’ so tough But the cats do laps while he’s runnin’ from stuff King of the crumbs, emperor of snacks Nine lives laughin’ while they walk on his back Wallie and his cats, man, look at this crew Only thing they’re chasing is a DoorDash dude **Outro** So here’s your crown, made of hair and dust Your furry court don’t trust your “hustle and trust” When the hi