[Verse 1] Big Guy Bob at the midnight show Bought a bucket like a bathtub Row by row Eyes locked in like a high-stakes sport Fist to mouth Popcorn on life support [Chorus] HIDE THE POPCORN!!! Somebody tackle that man (hey!) HIDE THE POPCORN!!! He’s eating faster than the band can jam HIDE THE POPCORN!!! All the kernels in the county court Big Guy Bob got Popcorn on life support [Verse 2] Usher froze with the flashlight beam Caught Bob chugging like a carbonated dream Tilted back the bucket Last salty resort Whole crowd screaming Popcorn on life support [Chorus] [Bridge] “Sir Step away from the snack ” they say He just shrugs “I live this way” Empty tub hanging like a guilty report Heart full of butter Popcorn on life support [whispered vocals] HIDE THE POPCORN… [Chorus]